(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children
DM (as an NPC): Trust me you should not go out there alone, there are many dangers in these woods.
Dwarf Fighter: Would lies be one of them?
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
Stupid werewolf: I go chrinos.
Pooka: Oh hells no! This is a third floor office with a 7 foot ceiling, you’ll punch a hole in the roof and that’s if the floor don’t give way! And there are two guards in this room, do you know if they are normal humans or not? They both got guns showing and I refuse to believe the boss lady don’t have one in easy reach! No way there’s a bullet in this building that isn’t made of silver! I ain’t gonna be here in a pile of rubble with three delirious gun-waving angry people!! I jump out the window.
Stupid werewolf: Was that speech OOC?
Stupid werewolf: But pookas gotta lie, you can’t tell the truth, you can’t have said that without a roll!
Smart werewolf: They can’t tell the complete truth, *pooka’s name* is currently carrying a gun that doesn’t have silver bullets in it and I’m following her out that window.