the internet is so convenient
this is the greatest
praise you, internet
The first link is the greatest thing ever!
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.